Russian spy ring nabbed in nudist camp

Venice, Fla — Where the Sun Don’t Shine Nudist Camp in Venice, Fla was the scene of a recent major FBI raid as agents, posing as nudist camp members, sprang a trap on a dozen alleged Russian spies au naturel.

“This is the first major FBI operation in history in which agents went undercover in the altogether to investigate naked suspects,” says agent Julie Nubilstorm. “In essence our cover was to get uncovered. We were aware that this particular nudist camp was functioning as a staging ground for a group of unclad Russian agents who thought they’d be safe from surveillance since there is apparently no place to conceal surveillance equipment in a nudist camp and none of them ever dreamed FBI agents would show up in there in an analogous unclad state. Hence they frequently gathered in this place to exchange all sorts of classified intelligence, false passports, and secret code names, thinking they were not being observed by law enforcement. But actually FBI agents were lurking all over the place, taping and recording their every move using such high-tech devices as microphones disguised as pubic hair follicles, micro-cameras hidden in body cavities, and, in one case, an ultra-sensitive video camera in the tip of a pina colada swizzelstick.”

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