The N.A.A.C.P. Sues The Food Channel

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Dateline : Kansas City , Mo. July 19 , 2010

The N.A.A.C.P. today announced that in conjunction with The New Black Panther Party , Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , and The Southern Poverty Law Center  they will sue The Food Channel. Mr. Glen Envious The N.A.A.C.P. Executive Director when asked for a comment about the pending suit by Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp said the following. ” While we certainly applaud The Food Channel’s efforts to raise the American citizenry’s awareness and preparedness of how to survive emergency situations as relates to what foods to stock and how during these troubling times however we find it vexing that they included no Black foods such as okra , collard greens , turnips , fried chicken , cole slaw , black eyed peas , corn bread , etc etc on their list. We think this is a heinous , vile racist plot on the part of The Food Channel to starve The Noble People of Color in America during emergencies such as Hurricane Katrina. We demand that this plot be stopped immeditely and that The Food Channel be required to pay reparations to The Noble People of Color in perpetuity and to promote okra , collard greens , turnips and other Food of Color on their T.V. shows.”