Fairy Murdered over Baby-Tooth/Baby-Laugh Drug War
Fairy murders are on the rise nationally as supplies of baby-teeth and baby-laughter or becoming scarce. The latest, in a string of violent acts, is the result of a horrific battle between the Russian Tooth-Cartel and Colombia's Baby-Laugh black market.
The victim, identified as Sprinkles Alvarez, was a well known lieutenant of the infamous Tooth-Cartel. Police are speculating that she had been trying to organize a massive shipment of baby-laughs when the deal went sour.
http://modernsophist.com/fairy-murdered-over-baby-toothbaby-laugh-dispute/
- Buzzed: 1 time in 1 year 45 weeks
How To Wash Your Boxers
Macey can't wait for her bath....she LOVES them. Loves to chase the hose, eat the spray, try to eat the flea soap, and generally is having so much fun I can barely keep her still long enough to lather her up. So without further ado, here is my Step By Step Manual on How To Wash A Boxer:
Step 1: Call Macey outside
Step 2: Chase her around the kitchen island and into the living room
Step 3: Get the bright idea to yell the word "BATH!!!"
Step 4: Get out of the way, making sure you don't trip over the coffee table, or husband's combat boots in the middle of the floor.
Step 5: Head for the back door. Dodge Macey again when she comes looking for you.
Step 6: Shut the door. This step is critical so as to avoid step 17.
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