Humor

Home Improvements Impart EnLIGHTenment

The incident surrounding the construction of “The Door” proved to be an irreversible turning point in my partnership with Chef. I can say in hindsight that it proved to be substantially more divisive than the now infamous hair affair.

  • Planted: 1st Feb

Bad Hair and the Carrots of Shame

It's funny how something that happened 25 years ago can trigger a fight or flight response as a grown woman.  Nothing like Class Parties at your child's school to force you to face the demons of your own schooldays.

  • Planted: 31st Jan

8 Easy Ways to Be Green This Fall

1. Fall decorations – Don’t buy new

  • Find your inner Martha Stewart and decorate with gourds, pumpkins, dried corn, leaves and grasses.
  • Rather than discarding unwanted decorations, make a trip to a second-hand store to make a donation and perhaps find a few new treasures for the fall.

2. Halloween costumes – Don’t buy new.......

 

  • Planted: 23rd Sep
  • Buzzed: 8 times in 1 year 19 weeks
  • Invites: 3 members are inviting Guest Posts on this seed

Thou shalt not swear, or do you?

Swearing on blogs, do you or don't you? I was curious on the subject myself, since being a ''Mom Blogger'' I was supposed to adhere to a whole set of standards. Which I pretty much disregard anyway. My post was entitled Thou shalt not swear and was aimed at the Mom blogging community in general about the standards we are sometimes expected to meet.

  • Planted: 11th Feb
  • Buzzed: 7 times in 1 year 51 weeks
  • Invites: 13 members are inviting Guest Posts on this seed

Tag, Anyone?

This is just a blogger game of tag - great way to have some fun and get links back to your blog. 

Okay, these are the rules -

(a bit generic  - I borrowed them from an old game of tag and then just tweaked them a bit):

  • Planted: 4th Nov
  • Buzzed: 5 times in 1 year 13 weeks

It Just Bugs Me

A list of somewhat humorous, certainly not serious things that bug me.  Please respond by telling me yours!  (I know, I know, a bit cynical - but the point is finding humor in the bothersome things!)

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  • Planted: 2nd Nov
  • Buzzed: 5 times in 1 year 13 weeks

Xtreme Creative Writing Styles: Hyperminimalism

Minimalism leaves the reader to take an active role in the creation of the story by filling in the blanks left by the author's spare prose. Hyperminimalism leaves more blanks for the reader to fill, as in the following example:

Something happened. A man with glasses was involved.

  • Planted: 17th Feb
  • Buzzed: 5 times in 1 year 50 weeks

Humor in your blog posts

Most bloggers tend to write very serious blog posts. That is good as many people are reading blogs to learn new things. But I feel it can be too serious to only write about serious topics. Once in a while it could be a good idea to mix it up and do something more humorous. What is your view on this? 

  • Planted: 20th Mar
  • Buzzed: 4 times in 1 year 46 weeks

25 Ways to Annoy Your Mom

The list that every child MUST have. What would YOU add to this list of the best ways to annoy your  mom? Or maybe you've got the Guide to Annoying your Sister or Brother. I want to hear it!

  • Planted: 4th Feb
  • Buzzed: 3 times in 1 year 3 days

Top 10 Snacking Trends of 2010

The Food Channel just released it's Top 10 Snacking Trends of 2010 and I thought, "Hey I should blog about that." Do you snack? Are you guilty of being a grazer? Check it out and tell me if you agree...were you snacking on THESE trendy items this year?

  • Planted: 18th Sep
  • Buzzed: 3 times in 1 year 20 weeks

Mommy-hood changes things...

Mommy-hood changes things...and that's great. In fact that is the way it should be if everyone would take it seriously. But I feel as though there are an aweful lot of mommies out there that sugar coat being a mom. In my opinion, not all things about being a mommy are peaches and cream and I feel like it's taboo to talk about that.

  • Planted: 13th Oct
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 16 weeks 5 days

Are you a hoarder of your leftover bits when paper crafting ? Confession of a card maker !

So it's confession time, do you keep all you leftovers when paper crafting and stash it away in bags and little plastic boxes or are you the ruthless kind and anything less than good sheet of paper is only good for the trash can/bin ?

I'd like to see othe paper crafters admission as a hoarder or definite practical sorter: cardmakers, scrapbookers or mixed media paper artists; all of you can give me your input.

Go on don't be shy reveal your real side: hoarder or trasher ?  

  • Planted: 24th Sep
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 19 weeks 3 days
  • Invites: 1 member is inviting Guest Posts on this seed

A Blogger Challenge

Literary Legs recently published a blog post entitled The Seven Link Blogger Challenge, and I thought I'd borrow the idea for a bit.  It's a great way to unearth old posts.

  • Planted: 22nd Jan
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 2 weeks

"T T" defined.

T T”, acronym forTRAILER TRASH”. n. Archetype.

Popular opinion tends to stereotype those belonging to the “T T” culture with a double-widely accepted description that more or less pigeonholes a fairly diverse group as being comprised of those who...

  • Planted: 22nd Jan
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 2 weeks

What is it's Purpose?

 Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, Poison Sumac, the mere mention of these names send most people checking their medicine cabinets for calmine lotion....is there a reason this weed exists?  

  • Planted: 21st Sep
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 20 weeks

The Top-10 "Non-Words" for 2010...

You may have recently heard that the Oxford University Press, which publishes the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) each year, recently announced the new batch of 2,000 words that have been added to its current edition.

  • Planted: 30th Aug
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 23 weeks

Top 10 Reasons to Take a Job You Hate

This article has sparked a lot of debate, perhaps due to its controversial nature.  Nevertheless, I thought it might be interesting to share and hopefully you find it buzzworthy.  I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the matter!

Intro:

  • Planted: 14th Mar
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 47 weeks

All Your Pink Parts

As any parent knows, the moment you have a mobile child, you no longer have privacy. I haven’t peed on my own since 2007. That said, as your child grows older, that group bathroom break turns into an anatomy lesson. My husband and I provided Ella answers to “whas dat?” with the anatomically correct terms when asked.

  • Planted: 9th Mar
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 48 weeks

today's gratitude

Why I feel thankful to be a mother of three with a law degree who is looking into massage school...  Every day, I locate my gratitude and post it on my blog.  This practice not only helps me to stay positive, it inspires others to do the same.  Often we share a laugh along the way.

  • Planted: 2nd Mar
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 48 weeks

How to do your own boudoir photography tutorial

or what I like to call- the self boudoir experiment or anybody from my day job look away right now.

  • Planted: 2nd Mar
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 49 weeks

I Am Toast

When you are pregnant, your husband is like a one-handled faucet. You’re either turned on by him or turned off; there is no in-between. Well, all this got me thinking…well, about…toast. I think it’s a random pregnant psychosomatic disorder that makes all things relate back to food. Don’t believe me?

  • Planted: 20th Feb
  • Buzzed: 2 times in 1 year 50 weeks

The Magnificent Meme

A meme questionairre for you to fill out and link up!Songs Lyrics 

  • Planted: 1st Jan
  • Buzzed: 1 time in 5 weeks 2 days

Having a Gay Old Time

Following her mini crisis about her first gray hair, Sissy visits an old queers' home where she discovers that there is still plenty of Gay after Gray.

  • Planted: 5th Nov
  • Buzzed: 1 time in 13 weeks 3 days

Things For Which I Am Too Short

Just a brief and humorous list about being 5'3". 

Want to make one for yourself?  Make one concerning those things for which you are either too short or too tall and link back!

  • Planted: 1st Aug
  • Buzzed: 1 time in 27 weeks 1 day

A Perfect Narrator (with imperfections)

Don't you love it when a novel's narrator has that certain something that just invites you into his/her interior world from the very first sentence? These narrating characters make me want to read slower because I don't want the narrative to end! I aspire to that kind of transparency in my characters when I'm writing. I hope someday I achieve that fluidity and authenticity of voice.

  • Planted: 2nd Jul
  • Buzzed: 1 time in 31 weeks 4 days
  • Invites: 1 member is inviting Guest Posts on this seed